Tag: humor
group name: wegather2share
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September 17, 2007 11:03 AM EDT --
Another email funny to share:
Don't You Hate it When...
You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thing in the middle of them.
The elevator stops . . . more
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November 09, 2007 06:14 PM EST --
#9 Spit Wads and Lies
I mentioned earlier that I would get back to a couple things. It’s time to do that. I think the things I said we’d get to later . . . more
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September 17, 2007 01:10 AM EDT --
So I posted the article about self help for dogs, http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.jsp?articleId=281474977118509, it just wouldn't be fair if I didn't get to some funnies about cats.
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June 06, 2007 02:41 PM EDT --
Dearest Redneck Son,
I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the
newspaper that most accidents happen within . . . more
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September 16, 2007 11:11 PM EDT --
The Washington Post has published the winning submissions for their annual contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.
And the winners are:
1. coffee: (n.) the . . . more
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June 16, 2007 01:07 PM EDT --
Just a few things I need to get off my chest about being a nurse....(meant in good fun of course)
1.) No, calling me at home in the middle of the night does not mean you will get seen quicker . . . more
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November 11, 2007 11:27 PM EST --
#72 Random Thoughts and Roofing
I’m back after driving about 5800 miles across country with Marilyn to sight see and visit relatives. I had a lot of time to think on what . . . more
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July 17, 2008 11:54 AM EDT --
The Pastor's Cat
This particular story just made me laugh. Every time I think about it, the vision of that poor cat just amuses me. Hope the story leaves a bright spot in your day. Whoever said . . . more
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September 07, 2008 02:02 PM EDT --
Then the fight started
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
Security . The woman behind the counter asked me for
my driver's license . . . more
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September 14, 2008 04:14 PM EDT --
A funny from my email:
DUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
FEEDBACK: the inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
FULL . . . more
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January 10, 2008 11:30 AM EST --
I got up this morning with this thought on my mind. Out of the blue, I began wondering what people's most embarassing moments were. So what has been your most embarassing moment and how did you handle . . . more
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February 29, 2008 06:03 PM EST --
You're from Michigan if...
1. You've never met any celebrities.
2. "Vacation" means going to Cedar Point.
3. At least 1 member of your family disowns . . . more
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May 30, 2008 08:49 AM EDT --
I remember watching the Carol Burnett Show and laughing myself silly at the antics of Harvey Korman and Tim Conway. They were a phenomenal comic team. The AP reports Harvey Korman passed away . . . more
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July 11, 2007 06:20 AM EDT --
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grand motherly, . . . more
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December 20, 2007 07:34 PM EST --
I know that I have many connections and friends here on Gather which is why I am finding it hard to believe that I have never been pinged. Even my own husband and mother who are very active Gather members . . . more
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March 15, 2008 09:32 AM EDT --
The Pastor's Wife
Gladys was the preacher's wife and accompanied her husband each Sunday to church. One particular Sunday when the sermon seemed to go on forever, many in the congregation . . . more
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June 20, 2008 06:54 PM EDT --
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
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July 17, 2008 02:50 AM EDT --
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married -- for the fourth time.
The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like . . . more
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May 23, 2008 02:35 PM EDT --
I just want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past years. I'm sure 100's of YOU received this, too.
Thanks to you, I no longer open a public bathroom door . . . more
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January 09, 2008 07:02 PM EST --
I was really needing a good laugh, and one of my friends picked up on my vibe and sent this along to my Inbox.
Hope you get as much of a chuckle out of it as I did:
None of that Sissy CrapAre you . . . more
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