Tag: humor
group name: wegather2share
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September 17, 2007 11:03 AM EDT --
Another email funny to share:
Don't You Hate it When...
You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thing in the middle of them.
The elevator stops . . .
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September 17, 2007 01:10 AM EDT --
So I posted the article about self help for dogs, http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.jsp?articleId=281474977118509, it just wouldn't be fair if I didn't get to some funnies about cats.
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December 15, 2008 02:44 PM EST --
One morning the husband returns aft er several hours of fishing and
decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife
decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, . . .
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November 09, 2007 06:14 PM EST --
#9 Spit Wads and Lies
I mentioned earlier that I would get back to a couple things. It’s time to do that. I think the things I said we’d get to later . . .
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December 25, 2008 12:17 PM EST --
I hope you are all safe and well - don't drive if you don't have to - we spun out on the highway last night - i'm not going out again until conditions are a little better! This should . . .
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June 06, 2007 02:41 PM EDT --
Dearest Redneck Son,
I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the
newspaper that most accidents happen within . . .
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September 16, 2007 11:11 PM EDT --
The Washington Post has published the winning submissions for their annual contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.
And the winners are:
1. coffee: (n.) the . . .
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June 16, 2007 01:07 PM EDT --
Just a few things I need to get off my chest about being a nurse....(meant in good fun of course)
1.) No, calling me at home in the middle of the night does not mean you will get seen quicker . . .
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November 11, 2007 11:27 PM EST --
#72 Random Thoughts and Roofing
I’m back after driving about 5800 miles across country with Marilyn to sight see and visit relatives. I had a lot of time to think on what . . .
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September 07, 2008 02:02 PM EDT --
Then the fight started
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
Security . The woman behind the counter asked me for
my driver's license . . .
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December 10, 2008 11:12 AM EST --
Subject: Chocolate Rules
Chocolate is a vegetable and should be included in your
meals daily. How, you ask? Chocolate is derived
from cacao beans. . . .
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October 08, 2008 12:29 AM EDT --
Isn't this the little place that Gus from Lonesome Dove picniced with his lady friend in his younger days? That Woodrow brought his body back to after their trip to Montana?
I am down here . . .
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February 29, 2008 06:03 PM EST --
You're from Michigan if...
1. You've never met any celebrities.
2. "Vacation" means going to Cedar Point.
3. At least 1 member of your family disowns . . .
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January 10, 2008 11:30 AM EST --
I got up this morning with this thought on my mind. Out of the blue, I began wondering what people's most embarassing moments were. So what has been your most embarassing moment and how did you handle . . .
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May 30, 2008 08:49 AM EDT --
I remember watching the Carol Burnett Show and laughing myself silly at the antics of Harvey Korman and Tim Conway. They were a phenomenal comic team. The AP reports Harvey Korman passed away . . .
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November 22, 2008 09:45 AM EST --
Do you have to be the main cook on Thanksgiving, but wish you weren't?
Do you have a crabby old aunt you would just love to send into fits of apoplexy?
Do you enjoy aggravating your loved ones . . .
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July 17, 2008 02:50 AM EDT --
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married -- for the fourth time.
The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like . . .
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June 27, 2007 12:32 AM EDT --
This is a funny e-mail I received and thought I'd pass it along! Enjoy!
Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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December 20, 2007 07:34 PM EST --
I know that I have many connections and friends here on Gather which is why I am finding it hard to believe that I have never been pinged. Even my own husband and mother who are very active Gather members . . .
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January 09, 2008 07:02 PM EST --
I was really needing a good laugh, and one of my friends picked up on my vibe and sent this along to my Inbox.
Hope you get as much of a chuckle out of it as I did:
None of that Sissy CrapAre you . . .
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